Close enough to start a war

Woops my 10 minute study break turned into a whole year

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:

ahorsecalledhonour:

fixthefisherking:

banjaxed:

nightlifemingus:

nosdrinker:

hypnotiqradiance:

If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.

are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference

it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids

many were lost that day

It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.

My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.

Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse

My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney

Ironically, it was a dark time.

(Source: brennablueskies, via beaversandcupcakes)

(Source: thetox)

(Source: clarissafrayes, via myhellhoundisbiggerthanyours)

hunhansbubbleteashop:

never trust anyone who can bite an ice cream without flinching that shit’s not natural

(Source: katelynpossible, via keyrin)

myhellhoundisbiggerthanyours:

avender:

brooke-getting-better:

viria:

glitteringspark:

thelastofthemorgensterns:

youdeceivedmyheart:

ithurtslikesatan:

as-a-matter-of-fuck:

thecollapse:

love-and-magic:

lynai:

My life.

#DEAD

i cannot.

OH MY GOD

OHMYGODDD ITS BACK SADFGHBJCDNKMDSF

W H Y

Okay, I’m having a moment. Let me have a minute to get over this video. Shit I mean … This nearly killed me. I often type into my tags that I’m crying but this time I really mean it. Hp has been over for a year now and I still think that it’s the best damn thing that ever happened to me. And it will never truly end for me. Because I’m sitting here crying over these characters, over this fantastic series which gave me so much. Harry Potter was the first book I’ve ever read and it changed me. I guess I’ll never find the right words to explain my love for these books and movies … But I just wanna say one thing: Joanne K. Rowling … THANK YOU SO, I OWE YOU SO MUCH. Just thank you FOR MAKING MY CHILDHOOD A BETTER AND MAGICAL TIME.

Really though. Wow.

00:34.

00:34 is how far I got in the video when I felt hot tears streaming down my face. Being a part of the Potter generation is like nothing I have ever experienced since. It was the book that taught me to read by myself, it was the story that I clung too in the darkest most depressing hours of my childhood, and it gave me the morals that I still hold close to my heart today as I enter adulthood. It gave me hope to believe in the idea that there is more than meets the eye in our world - and that kind of hope, when you’re a child, is everything. It was a secret world and escape to us as children, but as adults/older teenagers the tale of love and courage, friends and bravery is as relevant as ever.

I opened Philosopher’s Stone when I was seven.

I am nineteen now.

And I now and always will consider the story one of my greatest teachers.

Thanks to HP I got to meet the best friends

so thanks JK

(Source: wwwwwwnnnnn)

Today 26°C in Tartu

estonianmoments:

mariasharapovas:

this year’s eurovision contest had non-offensive gay jokes, a song about gay marriage, talking about male/female gender roles and gays kissing not once but TWICE

honestly, the rest of the world could never

(Source: gaysgeneration)