Close enough to start a war

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Fri, 17 May 2013 23:33:32 +0300

barbieklausmisha: Let me see dat ass….

Thu, 16 May 2013 23:34:29 +0300

barbieklausmisha:

Let me see dat ass….

jebiwonkenobi: When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come...

Wed, 15 May 2013 00:42:52 +0300

jebiwonkenobi:

When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.

graceebooks: men at large feel like they are being robbed of something when an attractive woman...

Tue, 14 May 2013 22:52:20 +0300

graceebooks:

men at large feel like they are being robbed of something when an attractive woman with a 90% chance of developing breast cancer gets a double mastectomy

what better illustration of the male sense of sexual entitlement do you need

Parents: Don't forget to make us proud

Mon, 13 May 2013 23:34:31 +0300

Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
Friends: Don't forget to socialize
Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
Society: Don't forget to be perfect
Tumblr: Fuck the world, they're peasants. At least you haven't murdered somebody today
Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.

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Mon, 13 May 2013 15:00:25 +0300

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Mon, 13 May 2013 14:51:46 +0300

cumbercolllective: Thankyou, Dan. Means a lot.

Mon, 13 May 2013 13:09:31 +0300

cumbercolllective:

Thankyou, Dan. Means a lot.

andysambergg: i have so much homework what movie should i watch

Mon, 13 May 2013 12:41:54 +0300

andysambergg:

i have so much homework

what movie should i watch

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Mon, 13 May 2013 12:38:15 +0300

If Jon Snow and Ron Weasley ever met

Sat, 11 May 2013 21:18:44 +0300

Jon: Red hair, and a hand-me-down robe? You must be a Weasley.
Ron: You must be Ned Stark’s bastard.

Game of Thrones Sex Tip 40

Sat, 11 May 2013 19:36:42 +0300

agameofsextips:

Realize your friend is a girl. Develop crush. Begin working out shirtless. Then, instead of staying with her, tell her you’re going to join a group of weirdly religious, unwashed men.

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Sat, 11 May 2013 18:40:23 +0300

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Fri, 10 May 2013 12:54:42 +0300

pleatedjeans: Bonus Monday video

Thu, 09 May 2013 14:34:12 +0300

pleatedjeans:

Bonus Monday video

"Date yourself. Take yourself out to eat. Don’t share your popcorn at the movies with anyone. Stroll..."

Wed, 08 May 2013 19:33:19 +0300

““Date yourself. Take yourself out to eat. Don’t share your popcorn at the movies with anyone. Stroll around an art museum alone. Fall in love with canvases. Fall in love with yourself.””

- (via crashingtothesurface)

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Wed, 08 May 2013 19:15:46 +0300

daedricprincess: meliapond: omfg i am so sorry to all you...

Wed, 08 May 2013 19:14:20 +0300

daedricprincess:

meliapond:

omfg i am so sorry to all you non-native english speakers that need to learn this shit

#welcome to english #here’s your bag of 150 wtfs #use them wisely

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Tue, 07 May 2013 21:11:34 +0300

"I’m afraid I’ll be a book that no one reads. Music that no one listens to anymore. I’m afraid I’ll..."

Tue, 07 May 2013 20:36:03 +0300

“I’m afraid I’ll be a book that no one reads. Music that no one listens to anymore. I’m afraid I’ll be abandoned like a movie playing in an empty theater.”

- Tablo (via thenocturnals)